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Virus alert (NOT!!)

Pay close attention to this warning! If you receive an email entitled "Bad-times," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer through the use of subspace field harmonics. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer/ soda. Are you people listening!? It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly changes the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Bad-times" message is opened in a Windows Vista environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *********WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*********


Sincerely,

Orson Wells


P.S.: If you haven't figured it out yet. This is a joke.
A BIT OF HUMOR


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