Stop Them Before It's Too Late

Due to our very real fear that ants may take over the library, if they are allowed to flourish, it has been decided that we should stop feeding the ants in the area. In order to discourage their domination of the library we will no longer leave aluminum cans in the downstairs recycling to feed them. Instead, all empty pop cans should be crushed on and deposited in the manual crushers either in the maintenance room downstairs or near the pop machine upstairs. Maintenance and The Society Against the Dominion of Insects thanks you.

Photo of Ants On Zipperhead Building by the bridge at http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=giant+ants&l=4