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More church bulletin mistakes:

38. Evening massage -- 6 p.m.

39. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

40. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

41. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

42. Ushers will eat latecomers.

43. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

44. Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

45. 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, 'The Lord Knows Why.'

46. The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

47. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to Church secretary.

48. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some of the older ones.

49. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.


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