Some Classic Humor

Some More Bulletin Mistakes 13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. 14. A bean supper well be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. 16. The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. 17. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 18. During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Scubbs supplied our pulpit. 19. With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church. 20. Following this morning's message will be a pubic profession of faith. 21. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. 22. Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. 23. The Associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I upped my pledge - up yours!" 24. A song listed in the Church Bulletin at the Nazarene Church in Little Rock, Arkansas; in connection with a sermon on God's mantle..."Let's God Mangle Fall on Me." from http://home.flash.net/~go4crown/funybulm.htm Labels: