Classic Humor: Some More Bulletin Mistakes

Bulletin Mistakes Part 3

25. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

26. The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

27. A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

28. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

29. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.

30. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say, "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

31. Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

32. The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell on her.

33. Today, Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course, 1pm-8pm. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.

34. Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"

35. The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

36. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

37. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.