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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Abridged Books are Evil and Must be Banished

It has been discovered that abridged fiction books on tape have been sneaking into the library at night. Their devious plan is to take over the library and maybe eventually (pause for evil laugh), the WORLD. We have to act decisively before they grab a foothold. We now have zero tolerance toward abridged fiction books on tape. If you see one grab it before it escapes to the cover of the library shelves. Place it in the stockade know as Pam's cart under the mini fir tree. She will decided how to best deal with these Minions of EVIL.

Photo modified from Scott Valentine's at http://www.flickr.com/photos/36597095@N08/3375895721/

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