Top Signs That You've Already Had TOO Much Of The 21st Century
15. You can't remember your phone number because you always use speed dial.
14. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
13. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
12. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
11. You e-mail your family in their rooms to tell them that dinner is ready, and they text you back "What's for dinner?"
10. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
9. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but haven't spoken to your next-door neighbor yet this year.
8. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.
6. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
5. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
3. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
2. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
And the #1 sign that you've already had too much of the 21st century...
1. You hear most of your jokes on the Internet instead of in person.
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