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Monday, June 22, 2009

The Ants Are Gaining a Foothold


"The Society Against the Dominion of InSecTs needs your help. The ants are still partaking of soda syrup and cookie crumbs within the library. We need to remain vigilant or the insects will overrun us and begin to create an empire with us as its slaves. To halt this terrible apocalypse from coming to pass make sure that soda cans are rinsed out and placed in the manual crushers, (they're fun and sanitary too), either in the maintenance room downstairs or near the pop machine upstairs. Also make sure that crumbs are not left lying around. Just remember, only you can prevent insect domination."

This has been a public service announcement of The Society Against the Dominion of InSecTs.



Modified from Velvet Ant by kathycsus at http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=ANTS&l=4&page=2

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